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Title: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Spy on March 21, 2011, 06:30:39 PM I am not sure if you guys know about MS Paint Adventures, but I figured we should start our own just for Zacaj forums.
Basically, an MS Paint Adventure is a comic filled with shitty MS Paint drawings. The artist takes instructions from the audience (you guys) in the form of actions specific to the character. An example: if the character has a gun next to him, you could say "Pick up the gun" and the next panel would show him holding the gun, waiting for further instructions. With this kind of user driven story, they tend to get quite crazy. So I figured I would start one for you guys, and see where it goes. The rules are the first person to post a legitimate action gets chosen, and so on. (http://i.imgur.com/RqNBc.png) You wake up in a crappily drawn room, staring at a blank ceiling. There appears to something nailed to the wall, as well as a pot underneath it. Your head also hurts like Steve Job's asshole. What do you do? Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: stjimmyskater on March 21, 2011, 06:53:25 PM You rub your head and think "What the hell happened last night???" as you walk over toward the strange object on the wall...
Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Spy on March 21, 2011, 07:07:26 PM You rub your head and think "What the hell happened last night???" as you walk over toward the strange object on the wall... (http://i.imgur.com/bd3yD.png) You slowly stand up while trying to recall your past endeavours. You don't remember shit. You hold your hand up to your head. Damnit, now it's covered in that strange red liquid. You notice the paper nailed to the wall. Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Tacdeho on March 21, 2011, 07:12:51 PM You scratch your nuts and be like "Who the fuck posted a paper on my god damn wall?"
Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Spy on March 21, 2011, 07:20:36 PM You scratch your nuts and be like "Who the fuck posted a paper on my god damn wall?" (http://i.imgur.com/rMbJP.png) You scratch your nuts and subsequently get the red liquid on them. Fucking shit, this always happens. You try to think of who posed that paper on your wall. Aha! It must be Señor Poncho Taco Tigre, your arch nemesis! He is always pulling this kind of shit. Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: stjimmyskater on March 21, 2011, 07:28:34 PM You scratch your nuts and be like "Who the fuck posted a paper on my god damn wall?" (http://) You scratch your nuts and subsequently get the red liquid on them. Fucking shit, this always happens. You try to think of who posed that paper on your wall. Aha! It must be Señor Poncho Taco Tigre, your arch nemesis! He is always pulling this kind of shit. You smell the red liquid, and it smells like Dick Salsa and Kool-Aid... Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Spy on March 21, 2011, 07:37:57 PM You smell the red liquid, and it smells like Dick Salsa and Kool-Aid... (http://i.imgur.com/qm6BU.png) You smell the red liquid, expecting it to smell like Dick Salsa and Kool-Aid; however, it does not. It smells awful. In fact, the smell is so horrible that you are literally knocked off your feet and thrown though the wall. Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Haloruler64 on March 21, 2011, 07:39:47 PM You punch the note through the other side of the wall!
Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Spy on March 21, 2011, 07:46:26 PM You punch the note through the other side of the wall! (http://i.imgur.com/vtTWR.png) You punch the wall right about where you think the note is. You hit the wall hard, but the note doesn't seem to budge. Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Tacdeho on March 21, 2011, 07:52:41 PM You blow up the other unblown up side of wall holding an AK47, chomping on a huge cigar, and wearing a black hat that says "Compton" on it.
Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Spy on March 21, 2011, 08:06:18 PM You blow up the other unblown up side of wall holding an AK47, chomping on a huge cigar, and wearing a black hat that says "Compton" on it. (http://i51.tinypic.com/2n19j6e.png) You attempt to do so, and then realize that you have none of these items nor the strength to break through the wall. You do however, have a paperclip, so you walk back into the room with it in your hand. Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Tacdeho on March 21, 2011, 08:07:08 PM But than you open your closet to the right that's currently cut off, find the cigar, AK47 and Compton hat.
Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: stjimmyskater on March 21, 2011, 08:09:06 PM You smell the red liquid, and it smells like Dick Salsa and Kool-Aid... (http://) You smell the red liquid, expecting it to smell like Dick Salsa and Kool-Aid; however, it does not. It smells awful. In fact, the smell is so horrible that you are literally knocked off your feet and thrown though the wall. Suddenly you remember: You're Fidel Castro! Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Spy on March 21, 2011, 08:27:03 PM But than you open your closet to the right that's currently cut off, find the cigar, AK47 and Compton hat. (http://i56.tinypic.com/2uj705g.png) You pan over and discover a door. You start walking towards it. Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: kevipapo1 on March 21, 2011, 08:47:31 PM You do what you should've done all along: read the god damn note
Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Spy on March 21, 2011, 09:01:03 PM You do what you should've done all along: read the god damn note (http://i53.tinypic.com/2gxfn5s.png) You take the note off the wall. Aha! This was Señor Poncho Taco Tigre! You knew it from the start. Oh well, that wasn't very useful. Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Rynsuho on March 21, 2011, 09:24:37 PM walk over to the door.
>open the door. >get on the floor. >e'rrybody walk the bulbasaur. Title: Re: Zacaj's Forums MSPA Post by: Spy on March 22, 2011, 10:26:15 PM Sorry I didn't get to draw tonight guys, I was swamped with work.
I'll try to draw again tomorrow night. |