Funny Convos

[nedthehead]

[3:50:45 AM] Yosef Stalin II: FEELS GOOD MAN
[3:50:54 AM] Yosef Stalin II: Know what else feels good?
[3:51:03 AM] Yosef Stalin II: HTC Sense UI on a Samsung device
[3:51:18 AM] Dommie Darko: Better than midget porn!
[3:51:24 AM] Dommie Darko: Homemade
[3:51:29 AM] Dommie Darko: midget
[3:51:30 AM] Dommie Darko: porn
[3:51:43 AM] Yosef Stalin II: homemade midget porn > homemande bestiality porn?
[3:51:55 AM] Dommie Darko: Miniature ponies?
[3:52:08 AM] Dommie Darko: Homemade midget beastiality porn!
[3:52:22 AM] Yosef Stalin II: DONT TEMPT ME WITH GOOGLE
[3:52:52 AM] Dommie Darko: Rule 34

[nedthehead]

[11:32:38 PM] Shitlick McSniffletits: Yeah, I see what you mean.
[11:34:40 PM] Shitlick McSniffletits: Also, I can catch much better when I'm high.
[11:34:48 PM] Dommie Darko: GIGGITY
[11:34:48 PM] Shitlick McSniffletits: Just saying.
[11:34:53 PM] Shitlick McSniffletits: ...
[11:34:55 PM] Shitlick McSniffletits: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[kevipapo1]

[6:03:22 PM] Nina Danilyan: haha thats what id think, go take a cold shower or something lol.
[6:03:32 PM] Kevin Snyder: then ill be wet
[6:03:34 PM] Kevin Snyder: and ill have to dry off
[6:03:42 PM] Kevin Snyder: that....that is my LEAST favorite thing to do
[6:03:52 PM] Nina Danilyan: well were being picky now arent we?
[6:03:59 PM] Kevin Snyder: skill o' mine

[kevipapo1]

[9:13:59 PM] Shitlick McSniffletits: 343 was like "Green man, I need yo halp." and Chief believed he had information, so he helped him, and kinda accidentally the first ring.
[9:14:25 PM] Shitlick McSniffletits: So they were like "Oh fuck, we just accidentally a big bad weapon. We gotsta blow it up."
[9:14:52 PM] Shitlick McSniffletits: So Chief took what remained of The Pillar of Autumn and made it go boom into the ring.

[nedthehead]

[10-10-10 11:43:03 PM] Manda: We need to talk about something happy
[10-10-10 11:43:16 PM] Dom: Like me
[10-10-10 11:43:18 PM] Dom: N4WT
[10-10-10 11:43:19 PM] Dom:
[10-10-10 11:43:24 PM] Manda: hhahhah
[10-10-10 11:43:27 PM] Manda: Puppies (:
[10-10-10 11:43:32 PM] Dom: OMNOMNOM
[10-10-10 11:43:34 PM] Dom: Wait....

[Spy]

[Rynsuho]

i was the cp at your house last night.

[nedthehead]

angeleenashley
12:39 AM
This is all a dream.
12:39 AM
Wake up Dom.
12:39 AM
I TOOK THE BLUE PILL
12:39 AM
WAT DO
angeleenashley 12:40 AM
What blue pill?
12:41 AM
WAS THAT A LIE TOO?
12:41 AM
ANGIE, I'M FUCKING SCARED
12:41 AM
OH SHIT, HERE THEY COME
12:41 AM
NO, I DON'T WANNA GO
angeleenashley 12:41 AM
Dom dont do this.
12:41 AM
IT'S NOT MY TIME YET! I SWEAR I'LL COMPLETE THE MISSION
12:41 AM
NO
angeleenashley 12:41 AM
Im actually super scared right now.
12:41 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:41 AM
...

<3

[kevipapo1]

You: so.....
Stranger: so...
You: yeah
You: this is cool
Stranger: u m or f?
You: male
Stranger: im female
You: oh thats cool
You: 16 you?
Stranger: 13
You: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
You: I COULD BE LIKE A FUCKING RAPIST OR SOME SHIT!!!
Stranger: what?

[kevipapo1]

Stranger: hi
You: knock knock
Stranger: come in
You: FUCK NO

[Rynsuho]

[1:25:24 AM] Burtonai.mdc: bring it in tomorrow if you cant get it to work.
[1:29:32 AM] Lord Matthew John Taco Passaro I: AVG, SHOW ME YOUR TESTICULAR FORTITUDE.
[1:29:48 AM] Lord Matthew John Taco Passaro I: OH SHIT MAN
[1:29:52 AM] Lord Matthew John Taco Passaro I: THE BIGGEST BALLS OF ALL
[1:29:55 AM] Burtonai.mdc: got it into safe mode?
[1:30:02 AM] Lord Matthew John Taco Passaro I: Not even!
[1:30:27 AM] Lord Matthew John Taco Passaro I: I missed Safe Mode, it boots, I manage to get Task Manager open before that virus thing booted.
[1:30:41 AM] Lord Matthew John Taco Passaro I: AVG comes in and is like " WHATS UP NIGGA?", asks if I want to remove the malware.
[1:30:44 AM] Lord Matthew John Taco Passaro I: I'm like "HELL TO THE YES"
[1:30:51 AM] Lord Matthew John Taco Passaro I: AVG is like "I got this shit"
[1:31:03 AM] Lord Matthew John Taco Passaro I: And whips out his glock, and like a real OG, he pop's it like its hot.

[Tacdeho]

Dalen and I are both playing Kingdom Hearts.

Me-" I like how in Kingdom Hearts they want you to fill a flask of drinking water for like, three people, and their going on a huge adventure"
Dalen-"Yeah, we just need a flask of water, we're only going like..........across fucking space"

[Haloruler64]

[10:40:08 PM] Dom: At first I was gonna complain about no FFC, but then I figured... I'd never really have any uses for it anyways....
[10:40:15 PM] Yosef Stalin II: Oh yeah, yours has an FFC
[10:40:19 PM] Yosef Stalin II: I forgot...
[10:40:22 PM] Yosef Stalin II: I see NO use for it
[10:40:30 PM] Yosef Stalin II: Video call.... who?
[10:40:32 PM] Dom: Video calling yeah, but who does that?
[10:40:37 PM] Dom: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[10:40:41 PM] Yosef Stalin II: #ronery

[Haloruler64]

(9:02:57 PM) Amyyy: will you do me a favour sometime?
(9:03:15 PM) Dima: *fuck
(9:03:16 PM) Dima: what?
(9:03:48 PM) Amyyy: will you fucking lemme fucking take some fucking artistic fucking pictures of you im fucking craving it fuckface
(9:04:06 PM) Dima: Fuck no, what the fuck do you fucking mean you fuckbag of fuck?
(9:04:41 PM) Dima: I fucking lol'd
(9:04:46 PM) Amyyy: me too
(9:04:47 PM) Amyyy: omg
(9:04:54 PM) Dima: fuckbag of fuck
(9:04:57 PM) Dima: new phrase
(9:05:01 PM) Amyyy:
(9:05:06 PM) Dima:
(9:05:18 PM) Amyyy: Seriously mother fucker.
(9:05:26 PM) Amyyy: I dont have to put them anywhere
(9:05:56 PM) Amyyy: i just really really wanna get some artistic photos of u
(9:05:58 PM) Amyyy: you
(9:06:36 PM) Dima: What does artistic mean?
(9:06:40 PM) Dima: you suck out my will to live
(9:07:00 PM) Dima: Because all my sperms are now Will Smiff
(9:07:55 PM) Amyyy: oh my god im fucking laughing so fucking hard wtf dima
(9:08:22 PM) Dima:
(9:09:18 PM) Dima: I think my IQ just doubled
(9:09:32 PM) Amyyy: how so?
(9:09:38 PM) Dima: It just DID
(9:09:44 PM) Amyyy: lololol

[Spy]

-- squiddlyOne [SO] began pestering voraciousFeline [VF] at 13:19 --
SO: ELLLO
VF: YO DAWG
VF: I'MMA DROP SOME ILL BEETS
SO: sick tubers?
VF: So sick bro, you won't even realize you're throwing up.
SO: unhealthy potatoes?
VF: I'mma make a stew out of this shit.
VF: That's how ill.
SO: inedible russets?
VF: Amazing Carrots
SO: hmmm...
SO: not sure about those, I'll have to check the back room
SO: brb